Here are the highlights um, how about remains… crumbs?... ok, so today it's a whole frakin' pizza with extra topping.
Let's begin...
@SmirksTas
Andrew Shepherd
My dad was convinced he'd won £250,000 #junkmail
@LumleyNews
Joanna Lumley
Joanna speaks about being the target of an angry Facebook campaign against the Gurkhas: tinyurl.com/3qps2mt #Telegraph #JoannaLumley
@SmirksTas
Andrew Shepherd
I have three iPods. Buried on one of them is this song -- New Slang The Shins youtube.com/watch?v=vDtrU_…
@iSpeakFresh
j u s t i n ♕
LOL has gone from meaning "laugh out loud" to "I don't know what the fuck else to say"
@iSpeakFresh
j u s t i n ♕
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, Bitch.
@MichaelPell
Michael Pell
Watch this. It's powerful and was worth departing from our usual format for. The world needs to learn from this. #sun7 http://j.mp/o3p7ax
- Thanks @sunriseon7 for showing this. Bullying has no place in this world and it's getting out of hand. bit.ly/nMpUMf Jamey's story is bloody aweful and distressing.

Tragic death: Jamey Rodemeyer, 14, had blogged about being suicidal after classmates incessantly taunted him for being gay
Change of mood now, let's talk turkey. After attending the premiere of the Tasmanian filmed "The Hunter", the #politas crew turn up for work this morning...
@anguslivingston
Angus Livingston
Everyone I know is already following @swegen31, but if you aren't, Parliament Rhyming Thursday is a great day to start #politas
- For this once only, here are Alex's PRT in one block. I think I caught them all.
A night at the movies has the house feeling jolly, but the bells mean it's time for hard wood not holly
Just minutes away from the question time show, how different would life be under Premier Dafoe?
A question from Willy on legal advice, he says a briefing just will not suffice
The Premier's prepared for questions of law, on permits & payouts from parliament's floor
Despite money flowing from the generous feds, Wills a bit worried bout hospital beds
The EPA's ruling has Booth seeing green, come on attorney - please intervene!
But the Premier says Brian's not going to court, the pulp mill stoush, elsewhere will be fought
The red carpet revealed who the Premier's dating but she's more concerned with a strong credit rating
The carpet is one thing, the Premier said, but I won't let this great state go back in the red
Next on his feet, the farmer from Sassy, too many parsnips can make a man gassy
I'm sorry says Basil, there's no silver lining, when our flora and fauna is ravaged by mining
Deputy Green says not all mining's bad, but the plight of the devil makes Basil feel sad
A dorothy dix from backbencher White, leads to an answer on the work safety fight
Minister O'Byrne sure does feel strongly, about those in the workplace treated so wrongly
Up pops Archer, shadowing police, but the answer unfolding's not pleasing Elise
A question from Matthew, the member for Groom, taxing the carbon will bring on the doom
The Premier says Groomy shouldn't be grieving, deep down he knows he's really believing
The gallery's attention is slipping away, suck it up kids - you're not here every day!
A question from Morris allows Wightman to shout, but buggered if I know what it's about
Sorry fans, I'm getting all sloppy, the question from Timbo was on the poppy
Here's the great Fergy, Michael not Sarah, when it comes to our schools, he's the flag bearer
Ferguson's question allows Nicko to talk, but I'm still dreaming of the duchess of york
Ladies & gentleman, the sensational Shelts!, leaving the government with politcal welts
Last night's soiree had razzle & dazzle, but nothing compares to a question from Basil
As fun as it's been, by gosh & by golly, I couldn't be more pleased to hear time called by Polley
Alex Johnston (@swegen31) is a senior journalist and political reporter for Southern Cross News in Tasmania (@SXNewsTas). Tasmanian politics can be tracked using the #politas hash-tag.
Resuming now with normal twittertrash...
@SmirksTas
Andrew Shepherd
Taking all the technical fun out of time-lapse... Digital Time-Lapse Camera photojojo.com/store/awesomen… via @photojojo

@EmilyBryan
Emily Bryan
Does this offend you? examiner.com.au/news/local/new…

No. I grew out of prudishness years ago.
@Randalkleiser
Randal Kleiser
Visited David Hockney's studio this afternoon where he screened an amazing new art piece. 18 Hi-Def video... fb.me/1gYWsbeo8
- Amazing artist. View his work here.
@wilw
Wil Wheaton
I saw another turtle.
- Was it kinda chubby and wearing a baseball cap? #Entourage
nbcnewscrew
Dwaine Scott
Tonight's beautiful sunset in Charleston, SC #CHS twitpic.com/6s4yhm

- The cameramen's cameraman
@Wes_Sulzberger
Wesley Sulzberger
Yesterday 110km Recon of Lombardi with @simongerrans and @CadelOfficial joined us for part of the way and showed us the local coffee culture
@CadelOfficial
Cadel Evans
@Wes_Sulzberger I'm tired now!
- But you only rode part of the way. What's wrong with you Cadel?
@MarkCavendish
Mark Cavendish
Hmmmmppphhh. World Champs kit hasn't arrived, so changing into normal kit for training. #wherearemyrainbowstripes?
- Break out the coloured marker pens.
@Travelanswerman
John Van Kirk
@VisitGreecegr #Greece is 1 of my favorite countries n the world! #culture #food #history #travel #Greek
- It sure is. I've been to Greece a few times and I'm going back again one day.
@Eamon_Sullivan
Eamon Sullivan
Happy Gilmore never disappoints #justtapitin
- WTF? Just what is Eamon talking about here? Tap what into who? Get a room!
@msthespyreport
The Spy Report
TSR: US: CBS shuts down Ashton Kutcher promoting his tech investments - bit.ly/r74MLx

Kutcher Tech
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